Reason #234196 That My Life Is Absurd — Someone plagiarized from my MySpace profile.
Uh, okay. Were it even good writing I’d say that people on that idiotic site just have refined tastes in sarcasm, but it isn’t. It’s just me babbling in a bad mood and then posting it as a signal to all the would-be sexual predators out there that I am not to be taken lightly, or taken at all. Perhaps more disturbing is that the perpetrator of this plagiarism is some biochemistry major at Florida Atlantic University; while I’ve been trying to be more open-minded about FAU (not as a candidate for my college, but rather as a way to be nice to people who actually go there), this completely confirms every negative thought I’ve ever had about that place — it’s full of suck!
Nevertheless, this whole episode gave me such a great guffaw last night that I tossed and turned in bed for two hours thinking about it.
I saw your bulletin on myspace. It made me laugh.
That is so strange..
Haha, I can’t believe someone would actually do that! You mean this person has his/her MySpace About Me saying that their name is Yoel and ranting about Janice Dickinson? Oh, MySpace. (Because there really is no other way to describe the people on that site.)
This was really the story I wanted to tell you, and it’s considerably (and I mean that) more complicated than this post lets on. But no — they took the stupid introductory impersonal parts of my profile. As in, “Hello, and if you have your wits about you, goodbye.”
Well, it did give me a good laugh even if it wasn’t told orally. I guess the other details will just have to wait until later.
As I said before: Oh, MySpace.