As I’ve documented a number of times, male Apple employees seem to fall into two categories: gay, or so metrosexual they’re virtually indistinguishable from gay. This is extremely frustrating for those of us who have gotten past the whole sexual-indeterminacy thing and are looking for someone to shamelessly drool over in the workplace. The following is my attempt to unravel the madness, cobbled together in like 10 minutes in Microsoft Excel, of all things:
This, of course, resolves nothing. Which has left me with no other option than to resort to the old standby of:
Cute coworkers are still coworkers, and are therefore completely off limits.
Problem solved, o workplace crush. Albeit a little disappointingly.
I think the more important issue is, what software are you using to make these beautiful flowcharts? And why didn’t you introduce me to it before I finished my dissertation, presentation, etc?
Excel for Mac 2008 all the way. It’s pretty slick, and it looked even better before I fucked around with exporting everything into Photoshop without putting in any effort whatsoever.