For the last few years, I’ve been kicking around the idea of getting a tattoo. I can envision it very clearly: Helvetica Bold, shoulderblade, “Vi Veri Veniversum Vivus Vici.” Tasteful and alliterative. But, thanks to Chris and his magical powers of pornography screen captures, that idea has finally gone away.

(Behind the break for kind-of NSFW. Also, gay.)

Yes, that is my favorite e.e. cummings poem, tattooed on a porn star. And even after a few hours, I can’t decide whether I find it incredibly hot or completely horrific.

And it’s for exactly that reason — that even the best reasoned, most intellectual tattoos can somehow backfire colossally — that I’ve finally decided not to get inked. Good riddance, I guess.